Funny Money: Your Chuckle for the Day

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumps into the path of a man walking home from a bus stop. Sticking a gun in his ribs, the mugger shouts, “Give me your money!” Indignant, the man replies, “You can not do this, I am a Canada Revenue agent!” “Oh, in that case,” says the mugger, “Give me MY money!”